Today's theme: Age of Innocence: Old School Hip Hop.
Okay, so not old old school, and not so innocent. But oldish. Let yourself drift back, back to a simpler time. Back when the words gangsta rap were just a phlegm ball in the back of Dr. Dre's throat. And let these three prime selections serenade you as you linger on the interwebs. Finally, it is interesting to observe several things that tie these tracks and artists together: 1) Storytelling. Rap (at least some mainstream rap like Tone Loc and Will Smith) had this thing for telling long, cheeky stories about mishaps and misadventures. Rap is still a narrative medium, but it is often hard, edgy, braggy, and in your face. LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out" (not to mention Easy-E and NWA) is kind of a precursor to all that. But compared to much of contemporary rap and hip hop, Will Smith's "Parents Just Don't Understand" astounds me in its kind of wide-eyed, countrified middle-class tameness. That could be due to Smith himself as an artist at that point in his career, or the fact that these artists are being promoted by major labels with certain target audiences and the resulting self-censorship requirements. 2) All three of these rappers went on to launch extensive acting careers. Although I think it's safe to say that Smith's is a bit more successful and respectable.
And don't forget to vote for your guiltiest pleasure and then comment on your criteria for voting. Sentiment? Shame? Deliciousness? Mmmmmmm.
Tone Loc - "Funky Cold Medina"
Okay, this could be kind of creepy, but please note that it's from the pre-roofie era. Remember: innocence. And a careful examination of the lyrics reveal a fair amoung of raciness (caution sensitive readers), but no malintent on Tone's part. Just good old-fashioned fun. Tone Loc's voice is indescribably cool, a voice that turns every word into gravelly butter. "This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies," and many, many other lyrical gems abound. Look for Tone in classics like Surf Ninjas, Spy Hard and Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
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LL Cool J - "Mama Said Knock You Out"
"EXPLOSIONSSSSS" and "lyrics that'll make you call the cops." In 1991 it worked for me. And let's face it, it still does. Definitely working in a diffent sub-genre than Loc and Smith. And nice abs.
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (Will Smith) - "Parents Just Don't Understand"
Hey Mr. Big Film Star. What do you have to say about this?
Just enjoy. Although, for some reason embedding for this vid has been disabled by You Tube. So you get a link instead.
And if you still want more, here's In Living Color's very funny parody of LL Cool J:
8 comments:
Ok. I will listen and then vote. my first exposure to rap was Run DMC in 1980...before you could even talk.
Funky Cold Medina. Hands down. Reminds me of after school dances and one of my first boyfriends.
Still totally listenable, too.
Excellent post!
Funky Cold Medina, absolutely. Can't stand LL Cool, so I loved ILC's parody. Really though, about 1 minute is my maximum tolerance level for rap.
I voted for Parents, but I think Mama Said Knock you Out is da bomb. Its just that I know and remember Parents better. Maybe has something to do with my middle class upbringing. ;-)
Drew and I just listened to those three songs the other night--and I hadn't even seen this blog post yet!
We got good taste.
And don't forget "You Got What I Need" by Biz Markie.
Honestly, how do you vote against LL Cool J? If I do, he'll knock me out. I just love how stripped down rap used to be. You listen to guys like Lil Wayne these days, and it's not only disgusting in premise (Lollypop? Listen to the un edidted version... it'll make you taste stomach acid), but it's totally produced. His voice is totally digitized, and layered. LL Cool? Straight up Cool J, a loop in the background, and a few scratches. Dude can blow.
Funky Cold Madina was my fav of the 3.
I was a fan of rap when it was fresh ... as in Sugar Hill Gang: Rapper's Delight (from the early 80's) ... I can still quote half of it. Then rap had to get angry and political which is when I stopped listening to it.
Still, I did get a lot of guilty pleasure from hip-hop with rap elements like the KLF 3am Eternal, but it was again dance music - nothing angry or political, but for whatever reason it seems the music industry now looks down on anything that isn't political or angry, considering it meaningless fluff. I don't get it ... when BB King plays a sweet riff ... is that fluff because there's no political words to go with it?
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