Monday, April 23, 2007

RJ's Top Ten Two-year-old Things To Say

10. "Daddy go peepee on the potty?" (This is not a request for me to go peepee on the potty.)

9. "Ehwanam some milk."

8. "Ohhhh soooo preeetty."

7. "Daddy do it?"

6. "No hanks." (As in "no thanks.")

5. "M'kaaay." (Think the school counselor in South Park.)

4. "Mmm watch a videeeo?"

3. "Zzzzzzip!"

2. "Bye-bye." (Said in a low whisper when you put her down to sleep. I've been trying to get her to say "Nigh-night Dada," but she insists on doing this little half smile and whispering, "bye-bye." Kind of creepy.)

1. Sorry. So cliche. You guessed it, the answer to any and every request: "Noo!"

6 comments:

DC Diva said...

How 'bout you bring good old RJ up to DC for a rip-roaring 4th of July celebration so she can add "BANG!" to her list.

Harley King said...

I think if I were a two-year old and Joe was my father my first words might be, "Com' on, dad, let's crank out some more of those blog entries."

Okay, okay, my first word would probably be boogar.

Viva Los Plickas!

Ming said...

Plicka's back yo. I dig.

Dolphinsbarn said...

more... more... MORE...M O R E!!!!

Dolphinsbarn said...

NEW POST, NEW POST, NEW POST.

You bore me Plicka. I thirst for more.

Dolphinsbarn said...

Still boring in here. New kid and everything and still you have nothing to say to us Plicka? SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH, SPEECH!