The very idea of a blog seems rather conceited. Let's talk about.....me. Like who wants to get on and read about some dude's banal, useless thoughts and opinions that don't matter or influence anyone? I guess I do...want to read my own banal, useless thoughts and opinions. So, I'd like to welcome myself to my blog. Welcome, me. I hope I enjoy all the crap I write. I'll try to mix it up a little bit...and, you know, maybe way deep down there's a tiny part of me that maybe thinks that maybe someone besides myself will, ahem, accidently stumble upon this electronic papyrus of wisdom and virtue and even like it, a little bit..